The Supreme Viceroyalty of Lecal is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Viceroy Karvak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.325 billion Lecalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanaxas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The very strong Lecalian economy, worth 142 trillion New Armens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,300 New Armens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,611 per year while the poor average 8,200, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

People talk about things being better when men were men, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lecal's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hydrohomism.

Lecal is ranked 111,877^th in the world and 4,190^th in Balder for Nudest, with 159.5 cheeks per square mile.