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The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The thriving LeBronianian economy, worth 26.2 trillion nba all time shooters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 75,454 nba all time shooters, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 371,853 per year while the poor average 8,727, a ratio of 42.6 to 1.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, international trade can be a pain to deal with, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LeBronian's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

LeBronian is ranked 21,983^rd in the world and 16^th in India for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.