The Republic of Le Fun Francais is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.957 billion Le Fun Francaisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Le Fun Francaisian economy, worth 624 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,063 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Le Fun Francais's national animal is the Cockatoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Le Fun Francais is ranked 27,572nd in the world and 32nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.78 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Le Fun Francais, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive".
- : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- : Le Fun Francais was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, golden statues of Cockatoos line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
- : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
- : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Le Fun Francais, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
