The Holy Toiletist-Socialist of Laver Island is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hælga Jakobsdottír with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.334 billion Laverians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulkanerborg. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laverian economy, worth a remarkable 2,403 trillion Vixes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,169 Vixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", the Laverian Falcon has a hungry look, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Hælga Jakobsdottír is a silly poophead, and parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang. Crime is totally unknown. Laver Island's national animal is the Laverian Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Laver Island is ranked 277,497^th in the world and 1,232^nd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 2.33 flags saluted per person per day.