The Metropolitan Area of Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradise is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Clark County Commision with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.233 billion Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradiseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradisean economy, worth 592 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,963 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 836,034 per year while the poor average 10,677, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.

Wolves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradise's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Las Vegas.

Las Vegas-Henderson-Paradise is ranked 23,671^st in the world and 1^st in Las Vegas Henderson Paradise for Most Developed, scoring 79.88 on the Human Development Index.