Population | 109 million |
Currency | Holy Thaler |
Animal | Holy Cat |
The Holy Empire of Lars Lars Land is a very large, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 109 million Lars Lars Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Lars Lars Landian economy, worth 2.07 trillion Holy Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 19,034 Holy Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Lars Lars Landian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lars Lars Land's national animal is the Holy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lars Lars Land is ranked 301,131st in the world and 4th in bot usage for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.22 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lars Lars Land was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Most Serene Republic of Grand Jaytalia, curing 1 million infected.
- : Lars Lars Land lost the position of Bot usage WA Delegate to The Most Serene Republic of Grand Jaytalia.
- : Lars Lars Land password-protected Bot usage.
- : Lars Lars Land lost the endorsement of The Most Serene Republic of Grand Jaytalia.
- : Lars Lars Land seized the position of Bot usage WA Delegate from The Most Serene Republic of Grand Jaytalia.
- : Lars Lars Land was endorsed by The Republic of Eighteenthia.
- : Lars Lars Land was endorsed by The Republic of Matzerati8.
- : Lars Lars Land was endorsed by The Republic of Amethyst 6.
- : Following new legislation in Lars Lars Land, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Lars Lars Landian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in Lars Lars Land, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Eliesmar Islands.