The Thirty-ith-ith 😊 of Landoffunpuppet30 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Puppet Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.082 billion Landoffunpuppet30ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppetville. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet30ian economy, worth 696 trillion Gold Puppets a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,016 Gold Puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Warning signs caution Landoffunpuppet30ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', billions of Gold Puppets are spent to take high-quality photos of the Puppets Nebula, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet30's national animal is the Puppets, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemon Frogs.

Landoffunpuppet30 is ranked 158,466^th in the world and 459^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,720.44 Standard Monetary Units.