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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,013thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,349th
The Nice Puppet Place of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Bad Haircut Puppet
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Landoffunpuppet26

Population3.629 billion

CapitalUpupt
LeaderTuppu Uppet

CurrencyPept
AnimalUpt

The Nice Puppet Place of Landoffunpuppet26 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tuppu Uppet with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.629 billion Landoffunpuppet26ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upupt. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet26ian economy, worth 340 trillion Pepts a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,769 Pepts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet26's national animal is the Upt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landoffunpuppet26 is ranked 76,691st in the world and 46th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.79218218608 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,013thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,349thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,666thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,295thMost Authoritarian: 19,765thBest Weather: 20,402ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,004thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,188thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,012thLargest Black Market: 25,282ndMost Devout: 29,223rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionMost Extreme: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Landoffunpuppet26 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.

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