Population | 3.629 billion |
Capital | Upupt |
Leader | Tuppu Uppet |
Currency | Pept |
Animal | Upt |
The Nice Puppet Place of Landoffunpuppet26 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tuppu Uppet with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.629 billion Landoffunpuppet26ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upupt. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet26ian economy, worth 340 trillion Pepts a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,769 Pepts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet26's national animal is the Upt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Landoffunpuppet26 is ranked 76,691st in the world and 46th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.79218218608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
- : Landoffunpuppet26 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet26, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.