The Rick of Landoffunpuppet25 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.804 billion Landoffunpuppet25ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet25ian economy, worth 443 trillion Ricks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,621 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Thrift shops are closing their doors, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet25's national animal is the Rick.

Landoffunpuppet25 is ranked 40,455^th in the world and 90^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.5 law-abiding acts per hour.