The Puppet of Landoffunpuppet23 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Puppet Guy with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.819 billion Puppets are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.2%.

The powerhouse Landoffunpuppet23ian economy, worth 424 trillion Puppets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,184 Puppets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,103 per year while the poor average 28,395, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet23's national animal is the Puppet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Puppet.

Landoffunpuppet23 is ranked 92,922^nd in the world and 468^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.78 law-abiding acts per hour.