Population | 4.985 billion |
Capital | Puppet Capital |
Leader | Puppet Leader |
Faith | Puppet Religon Man |
Currency | Puppet shillings |
Animal | Puppet Doves |
The Puppeteering For The Win of Landoffunpuppet12 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Puppet Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.985 billion Landoffunpuppet12ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Capital. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet12ian economy, worth 606 trillion Puppet shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,623 Puppet shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Puppet Capital University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet12's national animal is the Puppet Doves, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Puppet Religon Man.
Landoffunpuppet12 is ranked 226,551st in the world and 521st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 2 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, Puppet Capital University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Landoffunpuppet12ian as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Landoffunpuppet12 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.