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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,564thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,302ndMost Devout: 10,892nd
The Puppeteering For The Win of
Psychotic Dictatorship
By the Puppets for the Puppets
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Landoffunpuppet12

Population4.985 billion

CapitalPuppet Capital
LeaderPuppet Leader
FaithPuppet Religon Man

CurrencyPuppet shillings
AnimalPuppet Doves

The Puppeteering For The Win of Landoffunpuppet12 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Puppet Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.985 billion Landoffunpuppet12ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Capital. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet12ian economy, worth 606 trillion Puppet shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,623 Puppet shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Puppet Capital University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet12's national animal is the Puppet Doves, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Puppet Religon Man.

Landoffunpuppet12 is ranked 226,551st in the world and 521st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 2 missed references per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,564thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,302ndMost Devout: 10,892ndMost Patriotic: 14,637thLowest Crime Rates: 14,661stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,383rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,675thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,248thMost Authoritarian: 22,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,090thMost Cultured: 26,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,012thLargest Governments: 27,059thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,444th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, Puppet Capital University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Landoffunpuppet12ian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Landoffunpuppet12 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet12, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.

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