The Secret Elevator of Landoffunpuppet11 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Unknown Variable with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.229 billion Landoffunpuppet11ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quazith. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet11ian economy, worth 683 trillion Rupis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,691 Rupis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet11's national animal is the Pe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Where did that secret elevator come from.

Landoffunpuppet11 is ranked 304,454^th in the world and 624^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Secular, with 4.17 Atheism Rate.