The Insured Puppet of Landoffunpuppet1 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Head Insurer with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.507 billion Landoffunpuppet1ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insurance City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet1ian economy, worth 670 trillion Cheese Tidbits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,835 Cheese Tidbits, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and Head Insurer's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet1's national animal is the Lemon Mouses, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Landoffunpuppet1 is ranked 60,697^th in the world and 352^nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Governments, scoring 20.62 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.