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Most Cheerful Citizens: 39thLargest Publishing Industry: 85thLeast Corrupt Governments: 154th
The Most Ancient and Noble House of
Left-wing Utopia
Noli irritare leones
Influence
Power
Founder / Duke of Wessex
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lancaster of Wessex

Population37.887 billion

CapitalThe Ancestral Estate Capital Region
LeaderThe Duke Lancaster
Faithceremonially Wessex Anglicanism

CurrencyRoyal Crown Sterling
Animalperegrine falcon

The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.887 billion Lancastrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 13,035 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,049 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 89,567th in the world and 2nd in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,754.7 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 39thLargest Publishing Industry: 85thLeast Corrupt Governments: 154thNicest Citizens: 159thHighest Economic Output: 258thMost Cultured: 259thHealthiest Citizens: 271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 301stBest Weather: 320thHighest Food Quality: 322ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 325thMost Developed: 341stLongest Average Lifespans: 374thMost Rebellious Youth: 384thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 416thSmartest Citizens: 440thSafest: 521stMost Pacifist: 560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 573rdMost Beautiful Environments: 593rdMost Efficient Economies: 658thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 659thLargest Populations: 677thHighest Poor Incomes: 678thMost Inclusive: 842ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 918thMost Stationary: 974thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,266thHighest Average Incomes: 1,380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,937thLargest Governments: 2,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,189thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,154thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,185thLargest Retail Industry: 7,237thMost Influential: 7,476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,324thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,286thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,536thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,179thMost Secular: 16,603rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,702ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,199th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Lancaster of Wessex was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Lancaster of Wessex was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, foreign aid is a seedy business.

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