The Republic of Lamenting is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working population of 13.194 billion Lamentingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.
The Lamentingian economy, worth 581 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,108 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamenting's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Lamenting is ranked 134,929th in the world and 2,202nd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lamenting was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Average, the Top 5% for Most Stationary, and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
- : Lamenting's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Lamenting was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Lamenting was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The RoirraW regnaRmmoC deriteR of Kingsteck, killing 462 million zombies.
- : Lamenting was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The RoirraW regnaRmmoC deriteR of Kingsteck, killing 880 million zombies.
- : Lamenting was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The RoirraW regnaRmmoC deriteR of Kingsteck, killing 1,265 million zombies.
- : Lamenting was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The RoirraW regnaRmmoC deriteR of Kingsteck, killing 630 million zombies.
- : Lamenting was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Monroevia, killing 17 million zombies.
- : Lamenting was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Monroevia, killing 10 million zombies.
- : Lamenting was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Monroevia, killing 10 million zombies.
