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Most Armed: 3rd Highest Crime Rates: 3rd Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Stupidity is virtue
Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Lamebrainia

Population15.744 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.744 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 7,194 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 456,995 convolutions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,432,864 per year while the poor average 45,219, a ratio of 53.8 to 1.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 9,900th in the world and 1st in Glass Gallows for Highest Drug Use, scoring 110.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Armed: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7thFattest Citizens: 8thMost Avoided: 22ndRudest Citizens: 24thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62ndMost Rebellious Youth: 66thMost Primitive: 68thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 93rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rdMost Devout: 111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138thLargest Mining Sector: 138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 144thMost Corrupt Governments: 159thHighest Average Incomes: 337thMost Efficient Economies: 454thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 662ndHighest Economic Output: 701stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,287thTop
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Most Influential: 3,817thNudest: 4,487thLargest Black Market: 6,427thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,568thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,865thLargest Populations: 8,480thHighest Drug Use: 9,900thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,912thMost Pro-Market: 10,636thMost Stationary: 11,177th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Lamebrainia lodged a message on the Glass Gallows Regional Message Board.
  • : Lamebrainia lodged a message on the Glass Gallows Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained village idiot.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Heidi Crowter off a murder charge.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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