The Republic of Lamberi is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 2.286 billion Lamberians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.

The powerhouse Lamberian economy, worth 195 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,485 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamberi's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamberi is ranked 51,127^th in the world and 390^th in Cainitium for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,592.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.