The Space Pirate of Lalaco Godspeed is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lalaco Godspeed with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.517 billion Lalaco Godspeedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Space Pirate Ship. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The all-consuming Lalaco Godspeedian economy, worth 566 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 86,918 yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,747 per year while the poor average 12,972, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lalaco Godspeed's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lalaco Godspeed is ranked 146,540^th in the world and 1,933^rd in Ambition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,080.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.