Population | 28.839 billion |
Leader | Gill The Goldfish |
Faith | Death Therapy |
Currency | Baby Step |
Animal | goldfish |
The Nomadic Peoples of Lake Winnipesaukee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gill The Goldfish with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 28.839 billion Lake Winnipesaukeeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Lake Winnipesaukeean economy, worth 680 trillion Baby Steps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 23,612 Baby Steps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, adultery has been made a capital offence, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Lake Winnipesaukee's national animal is the goldfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Death Therapy.
Lake Winnipesaukee is ranked 2,766th in the world and 2nd in New Hampshire for Most Stationary, with 3,846.70587144 days.
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- : Lake Winnipesaukee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
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- : Lake Winnipesaukee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Lake Winnipesaukee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Lake Winnipesaukee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Lake Winnipesaukee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Lake Winnipesaukee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.