The Holy Pink Lucky Kingdom of Lake Floria is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 655 million Lake Florians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancient Cistern. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The thriving Lake Florian economy, worth 40.9 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,401 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Lake Floria's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lake Floria is ranked 57,195^th in the world and 1^st in Skyward Sword for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 53,041.25 Standard Monetary Units.