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Most Stationary: 13,467thMost Authoritarian: 17,519thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,337th
The Matriarchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's so cold...
Influence
Duckspeaker
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lady January

Population11.251 billion

Currencysilver and gold
Animalferret

The Matriarchy of Lady January is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The cynical, devout population of 11.251 billion Lady Jans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Lady Januaryian economy, worth 407 trillion silver and golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 36,201 silver and golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, and protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lady January's national animal is the ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lady January is ranked 13,467th in the world and 1st in Lady Magdalenas Secret for Most Stationary, with 1,899.00560408008 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 17,519thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,337thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,654th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the region

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