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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,461stMost Avoided: 3,117thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,397th
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Ladonian Empire

Population8.162 billion

LeaderEmmerich Metzger


The Great Kingdom of Ladonian Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emmerich Metzger with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.162 billion Ladonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aralndsand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The powerhouse Ladonian economy, worth 909 trillion Laraks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 111,380 Laraks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 660,581 per year while the poor average 8,644, a ratio of 76.4 to 1.

The Ladonian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and citizens must pay to enjoy Ladonian Empire's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ladonian Empire's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lanati.

Ladonian Empire is ranked 137,614th in the world and 95th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 130.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,461stMost Avoided: 3,117thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,397thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,256thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,401stLargest Mining Sector: 4,499thFattest Citizens: 4,589thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,784thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,368thMost Conservative: 7,419thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,583rdMost Devout: 9,925thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,924thLargest Retail Industry: 12,132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,488thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,630thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,152ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,894thMost Extreme: 15,228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,450thHighest Economic Output: 18,539th
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the region

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