The République Fédérale of La Meuf is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 685 million Les Meufiques hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lille. The average income tax rate is 46.3%.

The powerhouse La Meufienne economy, worth 62.2 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,761 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Meuf's national animal is the Truite, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

La Meuf is ranked 22,642^nd in the world and 382^nd in Europe for Safest, scoring 112.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.