The State of La Guardia Real is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.954 billion Guardians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The thriving La Guardia Realian economy, worth a remarkable 1,228 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 68,405 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,459 per year while the poor average 12,677, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and deer are considered a delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Guardia Real's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

La Guardia Real is ranked 162,969^th in the world and 4^th in Colorado for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.89 law-abiding acts per hour.