The ♠️ Ways ♠️ of L V M H is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 👁️⃤ with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.36 billion LVMHers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saturn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient LVMHer economy, worth 173 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,844 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,795 per year while the poor average 24,522, a ratio of 19.2 to 1.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, 👁️⃤ spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. L V M H's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is any and all are accepted.

L V M H is ranked 323,840^th in the world and 316^th in The Khamen Union for Most Patriotic, with 0.68 flags saluted per person per day.