The Free Land of L etat Irreel is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elise Francois Bordeux with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.219 billion Neo French are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Public Transport, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo French economy, worth 881 trillion Paper Clips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,112 Paper Clips, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. L etat Irreel's national animal is the Farfadet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

L etat Irreel is ranked 170,861^st in the world and 803^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,548.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.