Population | 28.129 billion |
Capital | Pandæmonium |
Leader | the Overgoat |
Faith | the Cult of the Overgoat |
Currency | Faustian bargain |
Animal | diabolic ibex |
The ᴴyₚeʳsₜiᵗiₒnᵃl Xᵉnₒhᵒrᵣoʳ of Kyrusia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Overgoat with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.129 billion infernal caprids enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandæmonium. Income tax is unheard of.
The strong infernally caprine economy, worth a remarkable 2,666 trillion Faustian bargains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,807 Faustian bargains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 872,520 per year while the poor average 1,052, a ratio of 829 to 1.
Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, in a fit of passion the Overgoat has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, the Cult of the Overgoat has been named as Kyrusia's national religion, and the Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (Kyrusia has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrusia's national animal is the diabolic ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Overgoat.
Kyrusia is ranked 92,421st in the world and 62nd in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Influential, scoring 617 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Kyrusia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The MⒶLICE of Rudastan, infecting 48 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead, Most Survivors, and Most Zombies.
- : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Kyrusia lodged a message on the The Brotherhood of Malice Regional Message Board.
- : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Kyrusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.