The Serene Democratic Republic of Kyrindor is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Clara Vixenfield Reinard with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.019 billion Kyrindites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karikina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrindorian economy, worth 124 trillion Hythindeals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 121,812 Hythindeals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,094 per year while the poor average 23,904, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kyrindor's national animal is the Atlas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Divinity.

Kyrindor is ranked 42,864^th in the world and 24^th in The Wellspring for Largest Black Market, with 30.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.