The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Ancients is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.534 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancients City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,555 trillion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 512,814 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Ancients's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Ancients is ranked 126^th in the world and 11^th in Kylden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 273.4 law-abiding acts per hour.