The Ancient Empire of Kylarnatia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 35.053 billion Kylarnatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krytopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylarnatian economy, worth an astonishing 14,419 trillion Caesar's Aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 411,356 Caesar's Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylarnatia's national animal is the Auro-Herbae Vulpes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Silvier Sacerdotium.

Kylarnatia is ranked 315,174^th in the world and 24^th in Gholgoth for Most Primitive, scoring -903.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.