Population | 29.487 billion |
Capital | Underworld |
Leader | John Doe |
Faith | Dragon Hallow |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Dragon |
The Wasteland of Kyallisar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Doe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.487 billion Kyallisarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underworld. The average income tax rate is 44.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kyallisarian economy, worth a remarkable 9,038 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,533 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, childhood friends of John Doe are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kyallisar's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dragon Hallow.
Kyallisar is ranked 2,492nd in the world and 40th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,169.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kyallisar, government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You".
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Kyallisar, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
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Kyallisar, childhood friends of John Doe are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
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Kyallisar, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
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Kyallisar, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
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Kyallisar, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
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Kyallisar, Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies.
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Kyallisar, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
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Kyallisar, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
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Kyallisar, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.