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Most Rebellious Youth: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 75thLargest Retail Industry: 88th
The Wasteland of
Father Knows Best State
Welcome to the future
John Doe
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kyallisar

Population29.487 billion

CapitalUnderworld
LeaderJohn Doe
FaithDragon Hallow

CurrencyGold
AnimalDragon

The Wasteland of Kyallisar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by John Doe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.487 billion Kyallisarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underworld. The average income tax rate is 44.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyallisarian economy, worth a remarkable 9,038 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,533 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, childhood friends of John Doe are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kyallisar's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dragon Hallow.

Kyallisar is ranked 2,492nd in the world and 40th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,169.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 75thLargest Retail Industry: 88thHighest Crime Rates: 105thMost Devout: 142ndMost Armed: 211thMost Subsidized Industry: 219thMost Efficient Economies: 392ndMost Beautiful Environments: 474thMost Ignorant Citizens: 499thBest Weather: 504thRudest Citizens: 644thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 782ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 785thLargest Black Market: 827thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,016thHighest Economic Output: 1,174thFattest Citizens: 1,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,396thMost Inclusive: 1,583rdMost Avoided: 1,838thHighest Food Quality: 2,024thMost Cultured: 2,290thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,421stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,492ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,890thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,199thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,746thLargest Governments: 5,447thLargest Populations: 5,581stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,506thMost Stationary: 10,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,032ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,339thMost Influential: 13,136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,606thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,528th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 43rd in the regionMost Avoided: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 247th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 258th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 264th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 270th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 437th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, childhood friends of John Doe are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyallisar, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.

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