The People's Republic of Kuzey Turkiye is a huge, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 556 million Kuzey Turks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kuzey Turk economy, worth 7.29 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 13,113 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuzey Turkiye's national animal is the The gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuzey Turkiye is ranked 47,349^th in the world and 10^th in The Pacific Coast for Most Conservative, scoring 77.2 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.