Population | 6.137 billion |
Capital | Kuveria |
Currency | Nip |
Animal | Fox |
The Illuminate Commune of Kuveria is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.137 billion Avaie enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuveria. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Avaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,104 trillion Nips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 342,960 Nips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and living well is no longer the best kind of revenge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuveria's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kuveria is ranked 5,480th in the world and 247th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 160 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds.
- : Kuveria was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, Kuveria is a police state during international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Kuveria, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.