The Delegate of Kuriko is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Empress Kuriko with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.346 billion Lysandrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The Kurikoan economy, worth 124 trillion Lincs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 53,274 Lincs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kuriko's national animal is the Lenlyvalk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuriko is ranked 62,337^th in the world and 424^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Populations, with 2.35 billion Capita.