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Most Patriotic: 2,720thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,859thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,177th
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of
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Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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KSN7

Population4.224 billion

CapitalGirrurd Troj
LeaderTsiwroq Diro
FaithKahless

CurrencyTalon
AnimalJadashha

The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN7 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tsiwroq Diro with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.224 billion Klingons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girrurd Troj. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient KSN7ian economy, worth 799 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,377 Talons, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, Klingons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN7's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.

KSN7 is ranked 245,944th in the world and 148th in Declansburg for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 2,720thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,859thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,177thMost Armed: 3,288thMost Devout: 4,313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,279thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,829thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,494thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,508thHealthiest Citizens: 10,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,891stHighest Average Incomes: 13,271stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,025thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,387thLargest Mining Sector: 17,099thLargest Black Market: 20,070thSmartest Citizens: 21,049thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,486thMost Inclusive: 23,985thMost Efficient Economies: 28,683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31,115th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, Klingons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
  • : KSN7 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in KSN7, auditors are gutting every governmental department.

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