Population | 4.224 billion |
Capital | Girrurd Troj |
Leader | Tsiwroq Diro |
Faith | Kahless |
Currency | Talon |
Animal | Jadashha |
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN7 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tsiwroq Diro with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.224 billion Klingons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girrurd Troj. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.
The frighteningly efficient KSN7ian economy, worth 799 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,377 Talons, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, Klingons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN7's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.
KSN7 is ranked 245,944th in the world and 148th in Declansburg for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, Klingons suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
- : KSN7 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in KSN7, auditors are gutting every governmental department.