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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 832ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,661stMost Patriotic: 2,485th
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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KSN38

Population4.542 billion

CapitalK'otruhl G'gok'Mash
LeaderUsahlo Shachergh
FaithKahless

CurrencyTalon
AnimalJadashha

The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN38 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Usahlo Shachergh with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.542 billion Klingons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of K'otruhl G'gok'Mash. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.8%.

The frighteningly efficient KSN38ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion Talons a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,383 Talons, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women across the country are tying the knot, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and serial killers are the country's biggest import. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN38's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.

KSN38 is ranked 835th in the world and 1st in Defunct Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,249.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 832ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,661stMost Patriotic: 2,485thMost Armed: 2,604thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,861stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,284thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,901stMost Devout: 4,428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,490thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,676thHealthiest Citizens: 5,473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,499thHighest Average Incomes: 7,742ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,891stBest Weather: 11,265thLargest Black Market: 11,602ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,981stSmartest Citizens: 17,234thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 18,258thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,382ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,163rdLargest Governments: 26,220thLargest Mining Sector: 28,978thMost Beautiful Environments: 33,979th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KSN38, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN38, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN38, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN38, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : KSN38 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN38, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN38, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in KSN38, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN38, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
  • : KSN38 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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