Population | 9.501 billion |
Capital | Essen |
Leader | Cannon King |
Faith | Freemasonry |
Currency | Ingot |
Animal | Badger |
The Manufacturing Conglomerate of Krupp Industries is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cannon King with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.501 billion Germans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Essen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 3,567 trillion Ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 375,511 Ingots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,465,173 per year while the poor average 4,046, a ratio of 856 to 1.
Bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, Essen's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Krupp Industries's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freemasonry.
Krupp Industries is ranked 341,412th in the world and 188th in Mitteleuropa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.37 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, Essen's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Badger hunting institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.