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Rudest Citizens: 159thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236th
The Manufacturing Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
Purveyor of capital
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Krupp Industries

Population9.501 billion

CapitalEssen
LeaderCannon King
FaithFreemasonry

CurrencyIngot
AnimalBadger

The Manufacturing Conglomerate of Krupp Industries is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cannon King with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.501 billion Germans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Essen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 3,567 trillion Ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 375,511 Ingots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,465,173 per year while the poor average 4,046, a ratio of 856 to 1.

Bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, Essen's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Krupp Industries's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freemasonry.

Krupp Industries is ranked 341,412th in the world and 188th in Mitteleuropa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.37 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 159thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236thMost Armed: 238thMost Valuable International Artwork: 280thFattest Citizens: 282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 310thHighest Disposable Incomes: 356thHighest Crime Rates: 359thMost Avoided: 370thLargest Gambling Industry: 467thLargest Retail Industry: 475thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 554thMost Efficient Economies: 680thLargest Insurance Industry: 960thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,025thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,128thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,249thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,498thHighest Average Incomes: 1,545thMost Devout: 1,664thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,930thLargest Mining Sector: 2,550thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,252ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,805thMost Cultured: 4,243rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,491stLargest Governments: 5,286thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,379thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,614thHighest Economic Output: 6,196thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,382ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,637thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,150thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,492ndSmartest Citizens: 16,094thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 24,745th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, Essen's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Badger hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Krupp Industries, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.

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