The Draconic Dominion of Krozonia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Antares with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.361 billion Krozonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragostein. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Krozonian economy, worth 186 trillion krozas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,172 krozas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krozonia's national animal is the drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bloodbath.

Krozonia is ranked 7,044^th in the world and 9^th in Sophia for Most Patriotic, with 76.38 flags saluted per person per day.