The Siberian Republic of Kroniistatzka is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kronii with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.045 billion Kroniistatzkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krottawa. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kroniistatzkan economy, worth 441 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,889 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, school football matches are usually five-a-side, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and happiness is all being miserable together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kroniistatzka's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Perfectionism.

Kroniistatzka is ranked 26,988^th in the world and 40^th in Council of Asia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,667.47 on the Hickory Productivity Index.