The Empire of Krilltopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.351 billion Krilltopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Krilltopian economy, worth 220 trillion yums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 93,849 yums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krilltopia's national animal is the krill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krilltopia is ranked 43,272^nd in the world and 48^th in the Outback for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.01 law-abiding acts per hour.