The Kreigsreich of Kreigsreich of Iron is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kreigsreichsmarshall Louis de Routel with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.421 billion Ironian Skilled Labours are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ironian economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion Coal Ours a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 367,539 Coal Ours, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,209,976 per year while the poor average 6,460, a ratio of 496 to 1.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, some Ironian Skilled Labours have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kreigsreich of Iron's national animal is the Workhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Bloody Sun.

Kreigsreich of Iron is ranked 46,419^th in the world and 29^th in Union of Allied States for Most Conservative, scoring 77.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.