The Exhausted Llama of Krea Griopia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.761 billion Krea Griopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Krea Griopian economy, worth 652 trillion Grions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,475 Grions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, Leader has just been declared ruler of Krea Griopia in an international press conference, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Krea Griopia's new capital, and when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Krea Griopian dark-plume goshawk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krea Griopia's national animal is the African Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krea Griopia is ranked 54,111^th in the world and 1^st in Roncal for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.08 law-abiding acts per hour.