The ''Republic'' of Krazputania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Very great leader Jānus Petr krazput with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.215 billion Krazputs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krazput. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The Krazputani economy, worth 72.8 trillion the Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 59,940 the Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied the Caspian Tiger, nobody knows why the caged the Caspian Tiger sings, The Very great leader Jānus Petr krazput is the self-declared God of all Krazputania, and the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Krazputani Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krazputania's national animal is the the Caspian Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Krazputanism.

Krazputania is ranked 171,309^th in the world and 10^th in Chocolate territory for Most Extreme, scoring 17.34 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.