The District of KPEdNTHbIN is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.853 billion KPEdNTHbINians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving KPEdNTHbINian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 75,698 aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,114 per year while the poor average 13,934, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, KPEdNTHbIN has designated District City as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of KPEdNTHbIN in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. KPEdNTHbIN's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

KPEdNTHbIN is ranked 257,305^th in the world and 5^th in Federal Republic of Russia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.83 law-abiding acts per hour.