Population | 1.267 billion |
Capital | Koundi city |
Leader | Chapter CSPK |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Koundi |
Animal | Bear |
The People's Republic of Koundi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chapter CSPK with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate population of 1.267 billion Koundis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koundi city. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Koundian economy, worth 158 trillion Koundis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,380 Koundis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koundi's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Koundi is ranked 200,875th in the world and 33rd in The Internationale for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 882.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Koundi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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Koundi, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in
Koundi, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in
Koundi, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in
Koundi, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
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Koundi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Koundi, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
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Koundi, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
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Koundi, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
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Koundi, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.