The Imperial Dynasty of Koseowonn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Prime Minister Constantin II with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 6.416 billion Harsnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Luoyang. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koseowonnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Hars Francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,134 Hars Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Imperial Prime Minister Constantin II have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koseowonn's national animal is the Divine Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Koseowonn is ranked 311,507^th in the world and 1,455^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -530.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.