Population | 11.734 billion |
Capital | Cleeeeeeveland |
Leader | Mohamed Lee Wwyane Dade III |
Faith | The Way of the Phoenix |
Currency | Last Four Digits of Your Credit Card |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Fraud of Kornesia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mohamed Lee Wwyane Dade III with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.734 billion Kornesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleeeeeeveland. The average income tax rate is 29.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kornesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,809 trillion Last Four Digits of Your Credit Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 409,835 Last Four Digits of Your Credit Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kornesia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime is totally unknown. Kornesia's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Way of the Phoenix.
Kornesia is ranked 172,234th in the world and 8th in Hollow Point for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 471.83 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Kornesia, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Following new legislation in
Kornesia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
- : Following new legislation in
Kornesia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Kornesia.
- : Following new legislation in
Kornesia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
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Kornesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
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Kornesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
- : Following new legislation in
Kornesia, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
- : Following new legislation in
Kornesia, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
- : Following new legislation in
Kornesia, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Kornesia, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Smiley Bob,
The Utes, and
Floweville.