by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,030thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,120thSafest: 7,477th
The Communist Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Genossen, der Kommunismus ist hier, um zu bleiben!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population1.715 billion

CapitalKommunist Stadt

CurrencyKommunist Dollar
AnimalHumpback Whale

The Communist Republic of Kommunist is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.715 billion Kameraden are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kommunist Stadt. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kommunist economy, worth 141 trillion Kommunist Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,323 Kommunist Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kommunist's national animal is the Humpback Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Kommunism.

Kommunist is ranked 227,599th in the world and 5th in Communist Regime for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -17.1 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,030thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,120thSafest: 7,477thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,575thBest Weather: 9,750thTop
Most Income Equality: 11,616thHealthiest Citizens: 11,826thLowest Crime Rates: 11,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,530thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,863rdMost Inclusive: 14,911thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,000thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,107thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,364thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,708thLargest Governments: 16,967thMost Secular: 18,493rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,077thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,070thMost Pacifist: 20,589thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,000th

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