The Multifunctional Nomadics of Koekeloerders is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 34.267 billion Koekeloerdersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaventem. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Koekeloerdersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion eierens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 68,168 eierens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, saying "don't do anything that Everyone wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned kipball fields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koekeloerders's national animal is the kip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koekeloerders is ranked 7,931^st in the world and 7^th in Africa for Nicest Citizens, with 36.59 average smiles per day.