The Republic of Kivu LXXXVII is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.471 billion Kivu LXXXVIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kivu LXXXVIIian economy, worth 61.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,099 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu LXXXVII's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kivu LXXXVII is ranked 77,572^nd in the world and 2^nd in Old Zealand for Safest, scoring 93.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.